Tell no Tales Wanted Poster Pirate Skull Vintage Tee — Dark Ride Fan Shirt
$30.00
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Details✦ DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES — VINTAGE WANTED POSTER TEE ✦
For the ones who memorized every line before they were tall enough to ride.
A vintage wanted poster, hand-aged like it spent the last sixty
years tacked to the wall of a tavern in a port that doesn't show
up on any map. Tricorn-hatted skull, weathered parchment, fine
print only the real ones will catch.
Built for dark ride enthusiasts, second-generation park families,
and anyone whose favorite part of the trip is the queue.
Wear it to the parks. Wear it to brunch. Wear it on the boat,
literally any boat will do.
— THE EASTER EGG —
Look closely at the fine print. The year matters. If you know,
you know.
— THE DETAILS —
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — soft, lightweight, structured
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Cream / natural colorway — warm, vintage, not stark white
- Unisex sizing — runs true to size, size up for an oversized fit
- Made-to-order and printed on demand by Printful
- Free shipping over $35
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
— SIZING —
XS through 2XL. Bella+Canvas runs slimmer than a basic Hanes tee. If you're between sizes or want roomy, size up.
— CARE —
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron
directly on the print. Skip the bleach.
— SHIPPING —
Production takes 2–7 business days, shipping 3–5 business days
after that. If you need it by a specific date, message me before
ordering and I'll let you know whether it'll make it.
— A NOTE —
Happiest Threads is an independent small shop run by a real Disney-obsessed mom. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by The Walt Disney Company. This is original artwork inspired by classic pirate folklore and the magic of dark rides, designed, drawn, and printed by us.
— MORE FROM THE SHOP —
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Shipping from United States
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